22 febbraio 2010

Una modesta proposta di Große Koalition

INCIPIT PRETENZIOSO E SUPPOSTAMENTE IRONICO

"Guido, i' vorrei che tu e Lapo ed io fossimo presi per incantamento, e messi in un vasel ch'ad ogni vento per mare andasse al voler vostro e mio" (28.09.09, lettera privata di Pietro Marrazzo indirizzata a Guido Bertolaso)


"Ti stai sbagliando, chi hai visto non è, non è FrancescO" (01.10.09, lettera privata di Guido Bertolaso indirizzata a Pietro Marrazzo).


FINE DELL'INCIPIT PRETENZIOSO E SUPPOSTAMENTE IRONICO



Raccontava sempre mio nonno che il podestà era una birba. E che sebbene fossero quanto di più distante l'un dall'altro, il podestà e lui, ecco, certe volte ci si incrociava alla casa d'appuntamenti, dove ci si ritrovava un po' tutti a guardar donnine, passatempo che prescindeva dall'esser nero o dall'esser rosso o dall'esser blu.

Per dire.

Che non si venga tratti in inganno e s'inizi a pensare che l'egida sotto la quale l'umilissimo servo vostro intenti procurar coalizioni grosse sia la figa, no.


Ciononostante, d'appacificatori ammanicamenti s'avverte la necessità, d'inciuci sottaciuti bisogno v'è, oggi più che mai.

Deponete le armi, voialtri tutti.
E compenetratevi. Coalizzatevi.

Voialtri che ascoltate Paolo Conte e De André, che leggete Vittorini e che v'appassionate a Ballarò, voialtri che sfogliate ogniddì i quotidiani ed ingollate ibuprofene per arginare la soverchiante cefalea, voialtri che non vi va mai bene niente e che lo spritz in campagna elettorale non è etico.

Voialtri che fischiate un discendente reale ed il monarchico pupetto che l'accompagna, che vi scandalizzate per la degenerante involuzione dei vostri simili, voialtri sempre a menarla con la storia dell'incoerenza, della questione morale, dell'imbarbarimento.
Voialtri che vi fate i problemi, voialtri che avete i pensieri, voialtri che non scopate, revanchisti del politburo, nostalgiche del femminismo, figli passatisti d'un panorama mondiale che non c'è più, voialtri che state sempre a leggere ma che cazzo vi leggerete, voialtri che state sempre a scrivere ma che cazzo vi scriverete, insomma, voialtri, fate un passo avanti e coalizzatevi con Loro [© Rudyard Kipling: e se non avete mai letto il racconto "Loro", fatelo, spaventatevi imbarazzantemente almeno una volta]. Con il resto d'Italia.
Con la massa.

Perché la massa è felice.

La massa è spensierata.
La massa è rassicurante e rassicurata.
Gli bastano i cantantini col microfonetto ed il televotino.
Gli basta la fanfara dei carabinieri.
Gli basta Controcampo. La massa sorride paonazza, e ad ogni ancheggiamento di Belèn è cincin di Moet Chandon.
La massa non c'è nessun problema.
La massa sta: beeeneee.
Große Koalition, ci vuole, anzichenò.

E che il minimo comun denominatore sia: la medietà.

Né troppo qui. Né troppo là.
Aurea mediocritas, dicevo quello.


EXPLICIT AMMANTATO D'AMAREZZA E PROPENDENTE ALLA MESTA RASSEGNAZIONE


Non siate che mediocri, otterrete tutto. (Charles Joseph de Ligne)


FINE DELL'EXPLICIT AMMANTATO D'AMAREZZA E PROPENDENTE ALLA MESTA RASSEGNAZIONE

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